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Romney raises slightly more money than Obama in one month
To be fair, the rent for this place is pretty high Last month Republican Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, proved himself empirically better than President Obama by taking more in campaign funding....
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Governor of Bank of England “not George Clooney after all”
“Seriously UK; your chancellor is a fucking tool!” Mark Carney got off to an awkward start as Sir Mervyn King’s replacement today, when it transpired his appointment was a case of mistaken identity....
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Batman to be retconned as annoying little shit
Affleck is probably brilliant at this game, because no emotion ever flickers across the dumb, arse-like expanse of his face. DC Comics revealed today that one of their top two characters, the Dark...
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Women distraught as fictional character ‘dies’
Colin Firth came to the door of his house this morning, to ask the thousands of women holding a candlelit vigil in the street to fuck off Women across the UK have expressed their outrage this morning,...
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France accuses USA of bugging onions
The ingredients for a ‘Full French’ breakfast The French government has taken the grave step of summoning the US ambassador, to account for press accusations that the NSA used vegetables to spy on the...
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George Clooney’s marriage ‘to make everything OK’
“It’s OK Barry, everything will be fine from now on” It was revealed this morning that the small remainder of the world’s problems that weren’t solved by the visit of Prince George to New Zealand and...
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